I get asked a lot of questions at work. Most of them are about the food -- how big or how much, or about the Disney Dining Plan. I also get a lot of repeat questions, like about where straws/napkins are or where the bathrooms are. Here are some of the questions I've been asked... some just once, and some quite often.
- Are these onions or is it sauerkraut? (I would like it if it were sauerkraut, but no, they're onions.)
- Where is Tomorrowland? (Ummm...you're in it!)
- Is this the place in Tomorrowland where they sell turkey legs? (No! That's Frontierland. I don't know who is telling all of these guests that Cosmic Ray's sells Turkey Legs.)
- Where is the bar on Main Street? (Keep dreaming, sir.)
- Can you keep my leftovers in a refrigerator and I'll pick them up later? (Wouldn't that be nice?!)
- Can I get a shot of orange soda in my Diet Coke? (Sure, whatever floats your boat!)
- Can I trade my chocolate cake for grapes? (That's the opposite of what I would ask!)
- Can you cut my sandwich in half for me? (Are you afraid to use a plastic knife?)
- What exactly is Sonny Eclipse? We thought he was a hippo. (He's an alien. A lizard alien.)
1 comments:
this made me laugh.
I work in a country club over the summer and we get dumb questions like this all the time. i like your responses.
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